Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by his former neighbor Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky, retired hitman Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep: it's Oz, and he's begging them to help him rescue his wife from the Hungarian mob. To complicate matters even further, the men, who are out to get Oz, are led by Lazlo Gogolak, a childhood rival of Jimmy's and another notorious hitman. Oz, Jimmy and Jill will have to go the whole nine yards--and then some--to manage the mounting Mafioso mayhem.
Production Nine Yards Two Productions Inc.; Cheyenne Enterprises; Franchise Pictures; MHF Zweite Academy Film [de]; Nine Yards Productions;
Cast Names Bruce Willis; Matthew Perry; Amanda Peet; Kevin Pollak; Natasha Henstridge; Frank Collison; Johnny Messner; Silas Weir Mitchell; Tasha Smith; Elisa Gallay; Tallulah Belle Willis; Johnny Williams; George Zapata; Carlos Zapata; McNally Sagal; Carl Ciarfalio; Doc Duhame; Buck McDancer; Monte Rex Perlin; Ian Quinn; Brad Orrison; Ned Bellamy; Emmett Shoemaker; Lou Beatty Jr.; Lily Kravets; Jessica Flaherty; Caitlin Morrison; Barry Thompson; Amy Pietz; Frank Pesce; Robert Rusler; Irene Lopez; Julie Lott; Ward Shrake;
Box Office USD 16,323,969
Release Date 2004-04-07 (Los Angeles, California) (premiere) 2004-04-09
Genres Comedy; Crime; Thriller;
MPAA Rating [?] Rated PG-13 for sexual content, some violence and language.